my mom’s retarded.

me: ma whatchu watchin?

mama: the doctors, but i dont think these lil kiddies can watch

me: why not? they doctors they healthy haha

mama: nooo this episode, the talk bout S E H .

me: hahahahha wtf you cant spell,you mean SEX old lady. richmond high ain’t teach you shit

mama: i spelt it wrong on purpose

me: you don’t be gettin none huh? that’s why you can’t spell it? dry as poooowda

mama: asshole you ain’t never using the car

me: but its love hahahahah